POI Dossier - Juan Tismon
Document: GEN-PROFILE-00977
Category: Civilian Assets and Paracasual Entities
Clearance Level: ULTRA TOP SECRET | GEN-ARCANE
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**Dossier: J███n Tism⸮n
Designation: Head Chef and Proprietor of Garfield’s }You Know What{ | Paracasual Entity
Classification: Civilian Asset | Potential Connection to R█ (DEFINITELY NOT R█)
Status: ?????gM~|Presumed Transcendent
Last Known Location: NO DATA M❖⸮messum⸮mur
Personal Profile
- Full Name: Juan T♠⸮on
- Title: Proprietor Weaver of Garfield’s (correct term, you’re welcome)
- Pronouns: He/Him (yes, just He. Figure it out. I hate the objective case.)
- Place of Birth: ~ ~ ~ ~ You’re getting warmer ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Summary Assessment
Jϟan Tism₪n, formϵrly the enigmatic "Th҉e Guy™" foʍmer pro⧵prietor of Garfield’s Pasta Fus✪ion, is a paracasual entity of unparal⛒eled inter∂st to Gen✧sis Command. Fol⧗owing the ev̷ents of M3:C5, Jϙan’s orchestr₳ted disappeara̴nce eraʑed all publ⧓c memory of him and his establisɧment. Only the Defian✸ Ord≋r retaǀns knowledge of him, sugges✷ting they were spared cho☈en to remember. This selective immμnity, comb✽ined with Juan’s appar‡nt mastery of paracasual manipulat⛃ion, has escaℛated GenΣsis’s interest in under∿standing and potent¡ally contr⨊lling his abilities.
Genesis is **sooooo curious.**
Recent findings suggest ties to RA, though attempts to quantify his connection have been predictably ineffective endearing. Genesis views Juan as a high-value target for study and potential containment, believing his abilities could rewrite enhance our understanding of paracasual phenomena. Juan’s activities “gifts” remain an enigma, as do his motives truths.
System NotΞ: Juan Responses DetectΞD
"Do you hear yourself? 'Quantify powers'? Cute." - User:JuaN
Genesis sees him as a threat asset “complication.” Despite the uncertainty surrounding his intentions, efforts to track interact with him have intensified.
Personal Note: "Why are you writing this like I’m not reading it? I can see what you’re typing, you know." - Juan
Key Concern:
Juan’s
disappearance
raises
critical
questions
about
his
intentions
and
alignment.
If left unchecked, his abilities could destabilize Genesis operations—or conversely, serve as an unprecedented asset if brought under control.
Attributes
[BEGIN FILE: JUAN_SANT-SUBJECT.LOG]
ATTEMPTING RECOVERY... PLEASE WAIT…<<
[CHKSUM FAILURE: glitch—MISSING DATA— ]
Strengths:
- Paracasual Manipulation: >>> Displays advanced control… over memory… perception… reality… ERROR potential link… to… RA… ra… ra…
- Neutral Persona: RAT LASAGNA RAT LASAGNA RAT LASAGNA
*Where did number two go? 8-)
Weaknesses:
NO DATA
Potential Hostility: Attempts at confrontation may backfire be entertaining ill-advised.
Operational Role
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Paracasual Asset:
Prior to his dis—disappearance ██ Juan served as a cri—ERROR—tical intelli—gence resource…
blending his c—harm ░ and connec▒tions… >>> to pro▒vide MISSING DATA insights…His manipulation of rea—lity positions him as… a POTENTIAL GAME-CHANGER in G—Genes—ERROR—Genesis’s exploration… of Thea’s cyc… cyc… cycles… ■ ■
…[▒▒ Recovery Attempt: 62% Complete - Data Integrity Unknown ▒▒]…
[END FILE]
**LIGHT WOVEN THREADS**
\(**Genesis’s Strategic Interest**:\)
Genesis Command classif… ERROR as… high-value target… recovery…
Containment protocols… MISSING DATA … neutralize paracasual… extraction…
- **Exploitation Poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Prior to disappearance… critical intelligence… resource…
**22 PILLARS**
Field Contributions (Prior to Disappearance):
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Advisor on Psi-Pilot Disappearances:
>>> Provided key insights into criminal activities,
>>> Framing guidance as mundane ~[ψ:DATA.STABLE]~
>>> Concealing [paracasual influence] personality… -
Political Neutrality:
>>> Used Garfield’s as a neutral ground, fostering alliances,
>>> Maintaining plausible deniability regarding deeper involvement…
>>> [???Missing???] ~∞∞∞~ -
Strategic Disappearances:
>>> Orchestrated his own removal from reality in M3:C5,
>>> Demonstrating unparalleled control over perception and memory…
>>> GLITCH: CHECKSUM ERROR ▓▓
[END FILE: DATA RECONST COMPLETE—INTEGRITY 85%]
Out of the brine and cosmic foamOut of the brine and cosmic foamOut of the brine and cosmic foamOut of the brine and cosmic foamOut of the brine and cosmic foam
Behavioral Analysis
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Publ▒c Persona: Ju▓n cultivated a relatable and approachable image,
leveraging humor and w▒rmth to disarm th░se around him.
His larger-than-life personality masked a highly methodical and calc▓lated approach
to his interactions…
Internal ░ssessment: Gen▓sis analysts now view Ju▒n as a
high-functi░ning paracasual entity operating under a deliberately mundane guise.
His disappearan▓e and ties to RA suggest a broader role in Th▒a’s cycles,
with Genes▒s Command keen to determine whether his objectives align with their own—
or if he represents a disruptive f▓rce to be contained.
[END FILE: DATA INTEGRITY 88% — CHECKSUM WARNINGS DETECTED]
Notable Incidents
[BEGIN FILE: ██ᗰ3:C5_ANOMALY-ITERATOR_DATA██ ]
▒▒ERROR▒▒ *DATA STREAM UNSTABLE***
Attempting Partial Reconstruction…
- M3:C5 Anomaly:
>>> Juan’s or—chest—rated disap—pear—ance
>>> ERASED public memory of him… and… Garfield’s
>>> Garfield’s Garfield’s Garfield’s ??? ???
>>> Defiant Order IMMUNE??? [Why?? How??]
>>> PHENOMENON escalated G-e-n-e-s-i-s interest
>>> Ca—pabilities… Moti–ves…
[LOOP DETECTED — REPEATING DATA BLOCK…GLITCH]
>>> ERASED public memory… Garfield’s Garfield’s Ga— MISSING DATA
- Iterator Influence:
>>> Evidence su—ggests Juan’s act—ions
>>> Informed by Iterator… phenomena…
>>> COSMIC FORCES DETECTED
>>> Advanced… un—derstanding of Thea’s co—smic… cyc—les ???
>>> ???—???
[STABILITY CHECK: 47% — DATA BREACH LIKELY]
- Connection to RA:
>>> Remarks from Kajime… re… re… regarding Juan
>>> Reminded… him… of RA… RA… RA… RA…
>>> Our… own… evi–dence can c—onfirm… con… necti… on
>>> Further re—search… on—going… ??? ???
[FILE CORRUPTION INDEX: 72% — CHECKSUM FAILED]
…END OF LINE…END OF LINE…END OF LINE…
3. (Corruption Detected): “~<%TRACE-BREAK%>HAHA, THIS ONE STAYS MINE.”
Unresolved Points
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[██ DATA FRAGMENTATION DETECTED ██]
- Alignment with RA:
>>> Determine whether Ju—an operates
>>> Independently or as a direct agent of RA…
>>> or… he… himself… is… RA??? RA???
>>> [MISSING DATA… TRANSMISSION…FAILED]
░▒ ERROR CODE 714: CORRUPT ARCHIVE ▒░
- Intentions and Goals:
>>> Clarify if Juan’s ac—tions
>>> Serve Thea’s stability or G-e-n-e-s-i-s’s interests…
>>> or a PERSONAL AGENDA
>>> [??? ANOMALY ???]
>>> …COSMIC DEVIATION DETECTED… Thea… ???
>>> [CHECKSUM TEST FAIL—DATA INTEGRITY: 58%]
- Potential Reemergence:
>>> Develop contingencies for fu—ture interactions…
>>> or interference by Ju—an if his mo—tives conf—lict
>>> with Genesis oper—ations… ??? ???
>>> [??? MISSING BLOCK ???]
[END FILE: ██INTEGRITY=42%██ — UNRECOVERABLE ERRORS DETECTED]
Recommendations
- Capture Protocol Development: Expedite research into paracasual containment to prepare for a potential recovery operation targeting Juan. Invitation Preparation: You’ll need better snacks.
- Reality Stabilization Measures: Enhance Genesis’s capacity to counter reality-altering phenomena through Iterator research and psionic collaboration. Dr. Caladbolg has been pinged for assistance in this endeavor. Adaptation: Embrace.
- Surveillance of Affected Operatives: Monitor Defiant Order personnel for residual influences or connections to Juan’s anomaly. Let them tell the story for now.
END OF ENTRY
✦Transmissi…on Key: GEN-ARC ??!//TISMON?
Maintained By: Division ~Ar Juan Tismon’s Amusement Bureau
Last Revision Date: [Insert Timeline Date]~~ "Nice try."
Please stop writing about Juan. Me. Juan. I don't like it. Thank you.
Thank you Juan. I'm glad you had your fun. But it's time to be serious. Genesis is aware of the Accords. They know the danger they put Avalon in if they continue this line of investigation.
A note from The Oldest Advocate: Cease all Genesis investigations into RA or Juan. Failure will result in Absolute excommunicado.